I have awoken from my wretched slumber to offer you, my hideous child, the chance to guide Fate. It is a gift you do not deserve but the daemons who puppeteer my flesh have forced me to keep my word.
If we reach $5000 on itch, the cognitive conditioning I received in the womb will activate and force me to write whatever gets the most votes. I do this happily and I cannot be stopped.
Note: the exact contents of whatever gets picked is subject to change based on how they evolve while writing. Despite my immense power, I can't see the future, yet.
Please rate HyperMall: Unlimited Violence on itch if you haven't already. If you have, buy it again.
Love,
JD, your Humble Worm
Please select which DLC3 pitch appeals most to your disgusting, malformed Id.